The million dollar idea!

In my life I have stumbled upon a few ideas that I just know, KNOW will make me rich.

Ah people think of a certain thing when they think of the Million dollar idea. But that is were we differ. Trust me, there are many million dollar ideas out there and many of them can be so mundane that you will consider shooting yourself in the head with rusty hollow point bullets because you didn’t think of it first.

Aye the best million dollar ideas are add-ons or slight mods to shit that already exists.

[]That little turkey baster that you can put in plants and auto water them…. Yep already patented and over a million dollars.

[]Spoon with fork modification, yep patented by some douche and he got super rich off of it,

[]New process for making ketchup bottles and saving 4 seconds in production time. Patented and rich as balls.

[]Dude decided hey lets put a trash can out side the Sonics, Mc Donalds drive through. Million bucks.

[]Hey if you make the beer/soda cans mouth a little wider, it pours better and is easier to drink. SUPER Rich now.

See I am always that guys that sees these things and thinks to myself. Wow that’s a million dollars right effing there. Then I punch my knee hard. Cause it was such a simple idea.

I myself have quite a few ideas that I think might just do it for me. (LOL you really think I am gonna tell you?). Got a few of them too. I actually have even forgotten 3 or 4 million dollar ideas. One of my ideas I though I saw in the “As seen on TVs” aisle at CVS. I almost died a little until I realized that it was, in fact, something that looked like one of my ideas but was total FAIL.

I am still Future Rich Bitch!