The Ways and the Paths

I have a few different paradigms that I follow in my life. Almost to the point of confusion. Of these the main four I follow is The Weirding Way (Marquee of the Inner Eye), My Ninja way, The Grifters Code, and the Path of the Trickster.

I plan on going indept on each of these pardigms at some point as time allows. First up is my Ninja way. I have had many teachers in my life, of my favorites was my old Sensei who tough me of his Ninja way, “On the Lathe of Shadows” loosely translation.

As all students do upon graduation. I have modified my code with what I have learned in my own growth. There is more to a Ninja way than the swinging of a katana (A common misnomer is that Ninja even use katanas). It is a way of thinking and a way of life. Here are some basics of my Ninja code.

1.) Always Attack From the Shadows

2.) Never Reveal a potential weakness to an Opponent

3.) Misdirection, Misdirection, Misdirection

4.) The most deadly weapon in an arsenal is a sharp Mind

5.) In a duel, keep your eye on the knife-fighter not the knife

6.) Use smoke to conceal your movements

7.) When going on a mission minimize all emissions and leave no trace

8.) Lead along one track and slip in the shocker from another

9.) Never reveal all of your secrets, even to your own apprentice.

10.) Always have a Plan, a back-up plan, a contingency plan, and an emergency plan.

11.) A strong rival keeps your skills sharp.

12.) In a fight, only expect what happens in the fight, that way you are never surprised.

13.) If possible the use of a dummy is ideal

14.) Decapitate the head and the body withers

15.) It is more honorable to accomplish the mission than to surrender to pride.

16.) Act from a position of stillness. Though the storm rages, in the center you must act from a position of calm focus

17.) Scout your target, it does not matter if it takes 1 day or 1 year. Proper planning is key

18.) The stronger will prevails not the strongest weapon

There are more. And I will be going in depth on the details of these principles and the thought process behind them at a later date.

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“A true ninja can move through a crowd with no more disturbance to that system than a stray oscillation of a sand particle. This is what you MUST strive for.” – My Sensei. <3

On Beauty of Booty

Well seems we are only 3 or 4 entries in and already I have reverted to talking about booty and my love of it.

Make no mistake commoners, I am a connoisseur of Booty. I find, in them, an artistic quality to be admired, cherished, and reported on. Like admiring the natural beauty of the Earth. The sun rising in the East. Well in addition to the factors of Maleness that do live within me (~_^)

This post is about my rating systems. Many Different factors go into the rating of booty. These factors are Curvature, Shelf Factor, Hip Ratio, Tension, Softness index, Coloration, Displacement, and Body Ratio.

As you can see, size does not come into this. Size does not matter in terms of good booty, a common mistake among rookie enthusiasts. Only the ratios and factors play a part in the governance of great booty. Of this the Booty may be Rated on a letter scale of S, A, B, C, F.

Curvature
(The measure of curve and shape of the booty. Width and Height included)

Shelf Factor
(This is the protrusion factor of the booty from the body, IE depth)

Hip Ratio
(This is the measure of the hip shape and support lended to the booty)

Tension
(This is an appearance factor, I’ve seen booties that look tight on first glance but are actually pillow soft to the touch. Some appear soft and weathered but are really hard. This factor accounts for it. Also includes considerations for dimples etc.)

Softness Index
(Simply deduced this is the factor that measures softness. NOTE: that is not to say Softness is good and Hardness is bad. It depends on the relative observers individuals tastes, and the individual booty when referenced to the other factors.)

Coloration
(This is not dealing with race, but more with pattering of the flesh in relation to the rest of the body, differs with each booty. It also is used to judge maintenance deficiency on the owner of the booty. IE: Bad Tans, and other general mismanagement)

Displacement
(Displacement judges the movement of the booty when the owner of that booty walks. Not just jiggle factor, but over all sway, balance, amount of displacement.)

Body Ratio
( This concerns the size of the booty in relation to the body carrying it. Not overall size mind you, but size in terms of the body. I have seen small supper skinny women with incredibly Shelf factors, or larger women with terrible curvature. I must admit I have been thinking of consolidating hip ratio into this factor)

There you have it this is all that goes into my rating system. Mind you each booty is a different animal altogether. Please have respect for them as they can be very dangerous. Especially in the wrong hangs.

And yes…. Though I will regret this. If you want to receive an official TL rating for your booty just send me a picture of it to my email at terror.and.love@gmail.com.

I guess I will have to do this job. It is my duty and it is my burden. (-_-)

I approve of Erykah Badu

I have had a chance to see the new Erykah Badu video. Yah know the controversial one where she strips naked in the area where JFK was shot. I had to watch it of course, mostly for research purposes and not because I find her to be incredibly attractive or anything...... (-_~) yeaaaah.

Anyway check this link to see it to see it.



She has nothing to be ashamed off I can assure you. I would rate it a solid A- class. Drool worthy. I was most impressed. "Class system TL? Of what do you speak?"

Well I will go into that next post...

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?


That one phrase could be the summation of my life.

Not that it displeases me you understand.

An introduction? "I am not sure how it will go" - Guild Navigator

Well multiple people have told me to start a blog. As I value their opinion I thought I would at least give it a try. I doubt any good will come of this however.

What will I do here?

Post random topics and chat about them mostly.

I do have some serial stuff in mind I want to repeat, like Movies I watched, Grifts and Grift techniques, a lot of pseudo intellectual bullfeth I like to pretend is philosophy. Music. My Dream Log, Q & A., Recommends, Women. Schemes. Rants lot of rants.

Probably post some pics and interesting articles. “Note to Self: Do a blog about Wikipedia.”

There will be a lot of rants…..